Some say it’s from sitting on the toilet too long (guilty). Others say it’s from not eating enough fiber (guilty). Also, there’s obesity (guilty), heavy lifting (guilty—remember when my balls twisted together? I’m not exactly sure when I first noticed, but at some point, during wiping (another thing, I am a notorious hyper wiper—perhaps another cause), I realized I had a little buddy. A friend who wanted to poke his head out and see what was going on.♦◊♦Hemorrhoids are inflamed bits of vein that fill with blood, bleed, and are very painful and sensitive. So I make some jokes, and the doctor puts his finger in me, and I stop making jokes. I realize that I haven’t gone to the bathroom yet that day, and begin to worry that he may effectively be destroying a dam. At a place like that, you shouldn’t have to go through that kind of trouble. There is no waiting room like the one for a colorectal surgeon. After all, I have always taken my time on the toilet. In the waiting room for a colorectal surgeon, that remains the case. Apparently my self-diagnosis was absolutely correct. This news strengthens my hypothesis that I am right about 95 percent of the time.♦◊♦We go into the actual room where the magic happens. Reading the entire series on the toilet—twice—was probably not entirely responsible. In other doctors’ offices, you aren’t sure what condition each person is suffering from.It is not a criminal offence if: These exceptions only apply if the older person is not in a position of authority or trust and there is no exploitation.
Police also discovered hundreds of pornographic images of children on a laptop computer that Beckham had brought with him from Texas. In Beckham's home state of Texas, the age of consent is 17 and violators can face prison terms of up to 10–20 years.
Other groups that supported the increase in the age of consent were the National Council of Women of Canada (NCWC), the Canada Family Action Coalition (CFAC), Canadian Crime Victim Foundation (CCVF), Beyond Borders Inc.
and Canadians Addressing Sexual Exploitation (CASE). One of the motivators for the reform of these laws in Canada was the case of Dale Eric Beckham.
I had makeup on, mascara, a Jamiroquai hat, a feather boa.
I was negging, which is when you give them a left-handed compliment; a compliment wrapped in an insult wrapped in a compliment.