Two Hollywood parents have just introduced their new baby to the world with what can only be described as the most alarming name ever invented.Amber Tamblyn and David Cross, stars of 127 Hours and Arrested Development respectively, are either pulling our collective leg (most likely) or have genuinely lost their minds (unlikely, still possible).#The Future Is Female A post shared by Amber Tamblyn (@amberrosetamblyn) on Presumably this name will be shortened to Mustard Witch, or maybe just Funky. We haven’t seen a celeb baby name so ridiculous since Uma Thurman christened her daughter in 2012.She’s called Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (and is known as Luna to friends and family).Tobias is a psychoanalyst who lost his license after hurting a man during CPR, and subsequenty decides to delve into the world of acting.
We’d have a drink in the bar, invite all our friends, and when we were all really buzzed, we’d get steamed goat or brisket tacos and bring them into the bar.“I pitched him as a cross between an Upper East Side erudite Dick Cavett guy, like the guy who sees Wim Wenders films and sits in front of you, and at some weird place goes ‘ha ha ha.'” While Tamblyn is currently 33, Cross is 52.During their first on-stage appearance together at a comedy show in NYC, Cross joked about the age difference.“I think constantly about the world I am bringing her into.How much do I have to do, as a daughter and a soon-to-be mother, to change not just the conversation about how women are seen, but the language and conversations are spoken in?
Because they’ve just announced their baby’s arrival alongside the moniker Dauphinoise Petunia Brittany Scheherazade Von Funkinstein Mustard Witch RBG Cross Tamblyn-Bey Jr.