Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey? Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're so dope. I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a chat up line. " Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice Boy: Girl, whats your number? Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T" Do You Like Nintendo? If I hired 1,000 artists and made them work for 100 years they still wouldn't be able to paint a picture that is as beautiful as you. You getting into those tight pants or me getting you out of them? "Give me 30 minutes over lunch, and i will win your heart, as you have already won mine." Hey beautiful, they call me Jolly Rancher cause I stay hard for a long time! "My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. " "Look you little Juicy Fruit, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. (make her look) Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa? Don't bother buying her a drink, sending flowers or holding the door open. The best way to a woman’s heart is, apparently, through a cheesy chat-up line. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.15.
I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D" I'm not a photographer....I can picture us together. " Girl: "I thought it was a penny" Boy: "I think your thoughts are worth more! For him, WWF operates as a speakeasy, a façade of innocently shuffled letters masking a backroom of outlaw lust.Methods have changed, but infidelity transcends time.A mistress once employed a go-between to deliver lustful missives between her bodice and the hands of her steerage-class hunk. Carry on an affair and whereabouts can be tagged, locations revealed, phone security breached. A family-friendly, seemingly innocuous game is the perfect front to launder passion.But the future is a foreign country; they do things differently here. You may as well drop breadcrumbs all the way to the bathhouse. If Human Resources follows your social media feed, rest assured a partner's suspicions will be raised if you're constantly messaging, face bathed in the orange glow of Grindr. Words With Friends engages the brain ("Just warding off dementia, dear!